The Insensitive Father

Worried about health costs of your child? Hoping to have some money for retirement after you've done your job as a parent? This astounding 13 question exam is based upon years of medical research, and will tell you not only how much your child will cost, but give you a glimpse of what he will look like!

And yes we said "he". You are not having a girl. Period.

Regarding the lives of you and your partner:

Yes	No
		Have either of you ever visited a chiropractor?
		Do either of you consider yourself overweight?
		Have either of you ever had your appendix removed?
		Have either of you ever taken medication to treat depression or anxiety?
		Are either of you bald or thinning in hair?
		Do either of you exercise on a regular basis?
		Have either of you had an acne problem before?
		Have either of you required glasses, lenses, or corrective surgery?
		Do either of you have a history of heart trouble?
		Have either of you needed braces?
		Have either of you been diagnosed with diabetes?
		Are you a hippie, or do you visit the mothering commune forum?
		Do either of you get sick more than 3 times a year?