The Insensitive Father

Does your obsessive domineering emotional disorder require you to have complete control over your baby's gender? Do you mistrust mother nature or your God's will? Were you upset at the results of your ultrasound? Then you've come to the right place! The Gender Bender will give you another chance at changing the sex of your baby. Just enter some random crap about yourself and this 130% conclusive test will tell you what you're having. I guarantee it or you will get 10 times your money back, your click back, and minutes of your life back. No really, this is 200% real because I can't lie on the Internet. To prove it to you, here is my signature endorsing this product.

Answer these questions:

Yes	No
		Do you want a boy?
		Do you want a girl?
		Did you answer yes to both of the questions above?
		Are you a hippie or member of the mothering commune?
		Are you a retard?

Enter your height:

Enter your weight:

Enter your spouse's job:

How many of your siblings are boys?

How many of your siblings are girls?