http://www.insensitivefather.com Not all Dads are meant to be. http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=85 The toilet paper apocalypse, a supermarket showdown, and a lot of puke...Daniel continues his tale of his night out for Halloween. Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=85 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=84 Daniel begins the his epic saga of his cross-dressing Halloween experience at the movie theatre. Sun, 02 Nov 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=84 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=83 Daniel discusses the ridiculous brand names for cloth diapers. Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=83 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=82 Daniel explains how "Tummy Time" is essential to raising kids that won't live off of his money. Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=82 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=81 Daniel discovers Jessica's homemade children's book about Whitey the bear. Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=81 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=80 Now that Daniel is married and a father, women from all over are putting the moves on him. Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=80 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=79 Daniel compares his baby algorithm to the WhyCry. Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=79 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=78 Daniel gives into the readers demanding kid pictures. Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=78 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=77 Daniel describes the downfall of photography, and how he doesn't want to be "That" parent. Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=77 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=76 Daniel reviews the Fisher Price rain forest jail cell. Explains Manual Mode with "Marky Mark". Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=76 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=75 For some reason Daniel is really proud of doing chick stuff. He has issues. Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=75 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=74 Daniel is the victim of a blog chain. He kicks the crap out of it with his awesomeness. Fri, 22 Aug 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=74 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=73 Daniel goes to Shopko to buy a breast pump. Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=73 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=72 Daniel explains the gamer's law of cut scenes to women. Shut up the first time, or deal with it the second time. Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=72 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=71 Daniel purchases a baby seat from a junkyard. Pays too much. Fri, 01 Aug 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=71 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=70 Daniel introduces PH Dee. Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=70 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=69 Daniel gains empirical evidence that his child is ugly. Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=69 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=68 Eduardo and Jalisca visit Daniel in the hospital. Daniel receives a Jesus night light, and learns to swaddle like a Native American. Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=68 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=67 Daniel adds "Nummies" to his slang vocabulary. Dan purchase breast pads from Sid's Meds. Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=67 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=66 Daniel watches "P.S. I Love You". One nurse has heard of his site and hates it. Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=66 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=65 Never wake Daniel up at 6:00AM, unless you like seeing his junk. Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=65 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=64 Daniel's baby is born. It is fugly. Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=64 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=63 The child is coming. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=63 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=62 Daniel's mental state continues its downward spiral. The demon child is prophecied to be born and lay waste to nations and punish those with kosher eating standards. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=62 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=61 Daniel's sanity is in question as he uncovers a terrible secret at the birthing center. Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=61 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=60 Sober Daniel is bored to death at the hospital, decides to explore. Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=60 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=59 Daniel gets loaded on Sangria, Jessica goes into false labor, and Eduardo makes an emergency trip to the hospital in Tacos Los Gatos. Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=59 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=58 Daniel's family and friends bombard him with telephone calls. Their anxiety does nothing to influence the baby's due date. Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=58 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=57 Daniel keeps griping about money and countless doctor visits. Decides to deliver baby himself. Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=57 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=56 Daniel recounts moronic advice he's received in the past 9 months. Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=56 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=55 Daniel's wife thinks her water may have broken. Hilarity does not ensue. Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=55 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=54 Daniel explains the state of the economy. Eduardo explains his exodus from California. Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=54 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=53 Daniel compares women's reproductive systems to female dogs. The dogs win. Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=53 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=52 Daniel receives a modified Barbie doll gift from a fan. He applies his director skills to a commercial for the White Trash Knocked Up Mom doll. Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=52 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=51 Daniel discovers "Tacos Los Gatos" in his community and makes friends with Eduardo. Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=51 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=50 Daniel uses his sixth sense for lousy movies and shuts down a chick flick in its tracks. Jessica cries. Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=50 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=49 Daniel receives the "Insensitive Father Diaper Bag" from the ladies at work. It is filled with awesomeness. Sun, 01 Jun 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=49 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=48 Jessica throws a baby shower. Daniel is pretty sure it sucked, but wasn't invited. Wed, 28 May 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=48 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=47 Jessica gets molested by every freak in town. Daniel details how to feel a pregnant woman's belly up. Fri, 23 May 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=47 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=46 Daniel explains Toni Braxton contractions, and pays Doogie Howser a ton of cash. Wed, 14 May 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=46 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=45 Big Deal, it's Mother's Day. Sun, 11 May 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=45 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=44 Jessica invents "The Hatchback" method of fitting into her clothes, and tortures the fetus with frozen corn. Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=44 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=43 Foot Knuckles, shopping, and flipping off cars. Daniel goes shopping with Jessica. Thu, 01 May 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=43 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=42 Jessica throws up a lot and gets yellow teeth. Daniel's farts don't help. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=42 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=41 Daniel shows concern over wife's increasing weight, and becomes scarred by the demon video Fit Mama. Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=41 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=40 Daniel gets blamed for wife's stupidity. Steals car as a result. Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=40 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=39 Daniel opens his warm arms to accept apologies from those who were angered at his April Fools joke. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=39 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=38 Daniel decides that a fake woman man having a child has huge cajones. Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=38 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=37 Daniel recalls fond memories of his sheltered childhood, and tells the story of his first Easter. Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=37 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=36 Daniel goes with his wife to get an ultrasound and has a lovely conversation with the sonographer. Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=36 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=35 Daniel proves his artistic talent by making a beautiful picture of a rose. Out of toenails. Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=35 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=34 Daniel prepares for his wife's ultrasound by investigating ways to decide your baby's gender. The Gender Bender 4001 is invented. Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=34 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=33 Daniel succumbs to peer pressure and takes his wife to a romantic Valentine's date. Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=33 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=32 Daniel demonstrates how he spends time with his whole family. Mon, 11 Feb 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=32 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=31 A summary of why sports fans are dumb. Sun, 03 Feb 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=31 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=30 Daniel builds the most dope snow fort in the world, then stomps holes in neighborhood kids' creation. Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=30 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=29 The Cuteness War backfires as the mental health of Jessica spirals downward in a guilt driven frenzy. Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=29 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=28 Wife finds out about the site and Daniel must use his mad female manipulation skills to set things right. Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=28 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=27 A symbol of manliness and joy is tainted by the puke of a woman. Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=27 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=26 I have rewritten the book on baby names that shall henceforth be carried on throughout the generations of the mighty. Amen. Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=26 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=25 Starting off the new semester of school with stellar note taking skills. Mon, 07 Jan 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=25 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=24 Find out what your kid will look like after answering 13 simple questions. Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=24 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=23 Insurance is the devil. Sun, 30 Dec 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=23 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=22 Mothers claiming to be offended keep visiting the site. Sun, 30 Dec 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=22 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=21 Daniel explains the family curse, and how his grandpa died. Sun, 30 Dec 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=21 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=20 Daniel wages war against internet hippies. Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=20 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=19 Daniel is hated by internet hippies. Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=19 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=18 Daniel searches the interwebs for parenting information. Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=18 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=17 Daniel decides wifey must die to save humanity. Thu, 27 Dec 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=17 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=16 Daniel gives the gift that keeps giving to his neighbors. Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=16 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=15 Daniel's neighbors annoy him. He strikes back. Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=15 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=14 Daniel explains how he was conceived by a bottle of MGD. Sun, 09 Dec 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=14 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=13 Daniel explains the difference between alcohol and "Mommy's Bliss" Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=13 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=12 Wifey can no longer work. Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=12 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=11 Daniel's descent into suburbia begins. Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=11 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=10 Daniel admits he will fail at parenting. Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=10 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=9 Daniel writes about himself. He is the man. Sat, 17 Nov 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=9 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=8 Daniel's Mom is cool. Everybody else isn't. Thu, 15 Nov 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=8 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=7 Daniel gives up keeping the pregnancy a secret. Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=7 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=6 Drama for yo' momma. Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=6 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=5 People know that Jessica is pregnant even before she does. Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=5 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=4 Daniel isn't vaccinated. Jessica is pregnant. Hilarity does not ensue. Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=4 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=3 The rumor mill fuels idiocy. Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=3 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=2 Daniel describes the term "Butt Baby". Sun, 07 Oct 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=2 http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=1 Daniel expresses his dislike for babies. Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:00:00 PST http://www.insensitivefather.com/index.php?log=1